Wait hold the presses!
This just in from the front. The KENNEBUNKPORT WAR MACHINE has successfully done the following "ticking(read expletive) off" in the past 24 hours:
* Syria will back Iran (we knew this but we made them say it)
* Iran says screw you I am making a nuke (we also knew this but we made them say it.
* Israel says Iran is making nuke (Ditto! Thanks, we might have made them do that.)
* Since the dumb Americans cancelled the NHL season, Canadians only have one league to watch and have withdrawn from the "Coalition" (read with air quotes), no not the KENNEBUNKPORT WAR MACHINE, but the "Coalition" we talk about on TV (oh and the UN).
* Iran threatens to shoot down our drones. Would that be considered an attack. Probably. I am sure we will send a lot over then. We should be started by President's day. Everyone will be home to watch CNN.
Provocation! Don't stop until we have ticked everyone off and we will then be the first state under the new country of Koriraqyriaran (I think I may have forgotten Afghanistan, but I do have an "an" in their I am sure that that covers it). We could then include Uzbekistan (Spelled that right on first shot).... You get the drift. I know I meant North Korea, but I say we take South Korea while we are there.
The cost of the war could have paid for every American to get a free Hybrid/Electric car and have more economic leverage on the world. Darn, I forgot again about the KENNEBUNKPORT WAR MACHINE. (end scene, Applause, that was the punch line no more no less)
This just in from the front. The KENNEBUNKPORT WAR MACHINE has successfully done the following "ticking(read expletive) off" in the past 24 hours:
* Syria will back Iran (we knew this but we made them say it)
* Iran says screw you I am making a nuke (we also knew this but we made them say it.
* Israel says Iran is making nuke (Ditto! Thanks, we might have made them do that.)
* Since the dumb Americans cancelled the NHL season, Canadians only have one league to watch and have withdrawn from the "Coalition" (read with air quotes), no not the KENNEBUNKPORT WAR MACHINE, but the "Coalition" we talk about on TV (oh and the UN).
* Iran threatens to shoot down our drones. Would that be considered an attack. Probably. I am sure we will send a lot over then. We should be started by President's day. Everyone will be home to watch CNN.
Provocation! Don't stop until we have ticked everyone off and we will then be the first state under the new country of Koriraqyriaran (I think I may have forgotten Afghanistan, but I do have an "an" in their I am sure that that covers it). We could then include Uzbekistan (Spelled that right on first shot).... You get the drift. I know I meant North Korea, but I say we take South Korea while we are there.
The cost of the war could have paid for every American to get a free Hybrid/Electric car and have more economic leverage on the world. Darn, I forgot again about the KENNEBUNKPORT WAR MACHINE. (end scene, Applause, that was the punch line no more no less)
posted by Ken DesRochers at
5:16 PM
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